Our goal is to expand the number of people in the guild.
Join the “Wild Seven” guild!
Day 3664 g.e.
03:31 PM “The Diary of Vyctorious” sounds lame. Maybe I should call it “The Epic Chronicles of Vyctorious?”
03:31 PM Oh my gosh, a real live Industrial Revolutionary! I’m going to get closer and ask it to sign my diary. 😂
Day 3665 g.e.
07:18 AM The city guards killed the boss, leveled up and gave me 1536 gold coins in thanks. That’s what happens when you activate an ACME Monster Trap inside Tradeburg. Never seen that line before.
08:42 AM Briefly wondered if I could avoid the expenses associated with wearing armor. Was fined 3730 coins for indecent exposure.
02:58 PM Won 4278 gold coins by outstaring the trader. Gave him the quest completion certificate for being a good sport. Impressive!
Day 3668 g.e.
01:39 PM Pain wracks my body. I scream as golden light pours from every inch of my skin. I don’t think my clothes fit any more. Wait, was that a miracle, or did I regenerate? What do you think, Rex, my faithful companion? Level 104
Day 3672 g.e.
06:08 PM With my back turned, Rex got into my sack and had my blank dice for a snack. Bad inner demon!
Day 3673 g.e.
07:14 PM No matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t spend all my gold at the tavern. Guess these 9503 gold coins will just have to go to the bank. I like epics and Godvillewood
08:50 AM As the Zombie’s Ghost breathed its last, it sighed, “I can’t believe it was somebody from Wild Seven.” Eh? ooh burn lol
04:17 PM Was about to buy my usual haul of healing potions, then remembered Rex’s awful habit of eating my stuff. Bought some extra.
Day 3674 g.e.
09:06 PM Hmm… nice settlement you have here. Bad Gateway, you say? barely made it back with 1 health, whew
10:20 PM Saw a white hair. Decided to deposit 5286 gold coins in my retirement fund.
Ha ha, join the club
01:24 AM My toes have a lot of blisters and my socks are very wet. Can I go home now?
For completing the epic quest I was complimented, fed and given a pile of wooden ark planks and a golden brick as a reward.
10:13 AM Looked longingly at the lights of downtown, spat, turned around and marched towards the bank to deposit 6882 coins for my retirement. Quirkytown, finding places that are bad at trading are better for saving. Will test further.
10:18 AM As I knelt at the altar, a dance troupe appeared and performed a rousing musical rendition of my prayer before dispersing. Seems my prayers are extra potent today. I like Quirkytown.
11:37 AM It’s been a long search, but now I think I know. First, I kept my nose close to the grindstone, maybe a little too close. That wasn’t it. Then I stuck my nose in someone else’s business. That finally healed. I smelled wildflowers, allergic to bee stings. I give up. I know what smells successful where I’m going!
Had finally managed to find out what success smells like when I was ambushed by a prize committee with an oversized check for 2842 coins. Time to celebrate. quest completion phrases are getting better.
04:25 AM My guild mates didn’t think that I could actually clean obscenities from the city walls. They were so surprised by my excellent execution, they gave me a gopher wood board! Side job? Mini-quest?
04:51 AM Soaring up into the air in a beam of colorful light, Rex started to look bigger and stronger. Hmm, there isn’t any reason to fear for my life, is there? This is a big
one, gets me a Honored Animalist achievement. Thanks Rex!
07:56 AM I know for sure that great things are waiting for me in the ark. I’ll stop by after visiting the temple.
11:22 AM I cunningly put my “fake smile” skill to good use, and the bewildered trader involuntarily handed me an additional 388 coins for my golden brick.
07:42 PM I just got word that “Wild Seven” is hosting a party in El Herado. I better get back there before I miss it. Undertook an experiment. No pet. Lot more bold monsters and bold artifacts. Less lost or broken items. Took longer to make progress. Greater chance heroine dies it seems.
08:46 PM Mighty One, you won’t believe this! I’ve just heard a choir singing a song with the words “You’ve had a tough time without Rex it seems” in it. I guess you’re getting famous and godpowerful!
Day 3676 g.e.
09:19 AM Saw a Godville Administrator being chased by a 502 Bad Gateway. haha!
10:47 PM The merchant was bamboozled by my entrepreneurial flair as I put my “awkward silence” skill into action. I managed to sell my arenalin for the handsome sum of 415 coins and he even threw in an IP address book as a sweetener!
11:10 PM Stashed 9621 coins under my pillow. Hopefully the gold fairy will leave me new teeth. Quirkytown comes through again. Terrible for selling, but great for saving if you went to a dungeon beforehand. Heisenburg too, been twice and always save.
Day 3678 g.e.
12:25 PM Rex just marked his territory by writing “I am a 😈! ⑦” in the park. Such a good inner demon! This is great.
03:24 PM A Godville Administrator stopped by during my prayer hour with a thank-you card signed “From all of us.” Neat.
04:00 PM Waltzed into Simpletown with little fuss, though Rex did make for a reluctant dance partner. First time in Simpletown.
05:45 PM You know, Luminous One, your poem is spreading like a wildfire:
Herolympus calleth
return to town beckons
with a good night’s rest
to finish a side job test. First poem.
06:26 PM Spent 9603 gold coins to bail Squidgitt out of the local jail for public drunkenness. Drinks all night then gets three squares and a cot to sleep it off… some folks get all the luck. Might be a record for generosity.
Let’s celebrate Omg I Am God and his devotion to helping our ideas be all they can be. Made the Godville Times again. I spend too much time here. Helps me get bad ideas out to get to the good ones.
12:35 AM I cunningly put my “unbearable boredom” skill to good use, and the bewildered trader involuntarily handed me an additional 395 coins for my vial of unjustified optimism.
12:36 AM The continuum transfunctioner suddenly fell apart. Three tribbles living inside it immediately moved into my backpack. Tribbles! Been ages since I got them.
Day 3680 g.e.
11:56 AM Finally found an upholsterer willing to take these tribbles off my hands for 8391 gold coins. Lucky for me, unlucky for the tribbles. Unfortunate for the tribbles. Here I thought my heroine had a kind soul. Guess tribbles are too much. Until next time tribbles!
04:16 PM Panicked a little when I saw the Grim Reaper approaching. Luckily, he only wanted directions to the Necrocomic-Con. 😂
06:27 PM When I was a kid I was told anyone could become a god. After seeing your work, I’m beginning to believe it, Luminous One. Sarcasm 11 / 10
07:49 PM Rex prepared a comparative market analysis demonstrating the limited “You Are Probably Here” sign supply in the current marketplace. The trader had no choice but to increase his price to 195 coins. That’s a smart inner demon.
09:28 AM Stumbled upon a verse:
I can see the challenge before
quest smarter may be a challenge
quest faster is all I ask
09:28 AM Great One, don’t rush me on completing my quest. I’m making mistakes as fast as I can. The Universal Question and Answer. First time using quest in a long time. This is the poor result.
Day 3682 g.e.
08:23 PM Humming and huffing, the furry balls rolled out from my backpack towards the monster. That was the last thing that the Excessive Hashtagger saw. That was faster than expected. They came back to me! Brutal tribbles. Let’s see how long they last.
11:00 PM Found an ancient chest protected by a powerful seal. Distracted the seal with some fish and took 3774 gold coins from the chest. Where can we find more of these seals? Easy way to gain gold. Not sure if hungry tribble related or new content. Speaking of our furry fury friends, I lost one through bingo (tri). Unexpected.
04:03 AM The tribe of tribbles reached its critical mass and loudly transformed into some creepy thing that immediately ran off. Found 12997 coins in my inventory. As expected, they went away. Wanted them to stick around, but not a bad reward for a day.
08:52 AM Suddenly fainted while walking and then immediately came back to my senses, but feeling very calm. I can’t even feel anger over my missing hammer of realignment. First time using it, became more virtuous. Hearing has improved compared to neutral. Handy for returning back to town.
07:38 AM You know, Luminous One, I’m not just a heroine. I’m taking night classes in microeconomics to get my PhD. I just act less intelligent to fit in with the other heroes. Classic, I knew she was smart deep down, but who really knew she was this smart?
08:50 AM Saved 5036 gold coins for a tavern of my own one day. San Satanos, the string of saving experiments continues. Having some luck saving in towns that don’t mention anything about savings. Avoiding towns with bad savings, lavish parties, and skills. Focusing on towns with good trading, quick healing and better praying.
01:48 PM Caught my origami folding chair trying to escape my loot bag. Had to destroy it to teach my other items not to get any ideas. They can do that? lol
09:35 AM Ravaged a hidden thieves’ lair. Got 3055 coins and a couple of flesh wounds. Where were the seals and hidden lairs when I was building a temple?
06:54 PM Protested against the trader’s recent price hike by voting with my feet. It was hard enough to grip the pen between my toes, let alone write “10025 coins is not a fair price” with it. Epic fail in Monstro City. 🤦🏽♂️
11:25 PM Bought 4008 gold coins worth of salt to rub in my enemies’ wounds. Funny, but what a waste. Stay away from Monstro City.
Day 3685 g.e.
01:04 PM Finally arrived in Bosswell. Other than all of the fighting and arson, this place is actually pretty nice. wtf lmao
03:06 PM Left 8007 gold coins at the bank, just in case I survive all this questing long enough to retire. Interesting. After coming to Godville, after quest completion, after trading, sent Vyctorious to dungeon. Hit treasury, and she immediately saved. Will try it again.
06:53 PM Woke to find that the 4604 coins I’d stashed beneath my pillow had been deposited in the bank. Savings fairy? Tried something new. Finished quest, went to dungeon on way back, activated a golden ticket, went to Nothingham, missed the next critical hour, she still had all her gold after Godville! Went to Last Resort with 40k, and she still deposited above. Bad savings is better than no savings. 👍
10:14 AM Every time I tell Rex about my heroic deeds, he seems to work on his “unbearable boredom” skill. Lol
12:45 PM Paid a guru 6638 gold coins to help me overcome my compulsive urge to waste money. Can’t post smart things all the time. Where’s the fun in that?
<*((((>< This was in my inventory. What in the world? Big bold fish I suppose. We can have inventory that’s only symbols? Awesome.
Day 3688 g.e.
03:07 PM Saw Rex building up static electricity in order to punish his fleas for impiety. This is comic gold.
03:14 PM I liked my 24k goldfish so much that I decided to set fire to it. This way I can enjoy it forever in the afterlife. Why? Does pure good make you destroy bold artifacts? Must be fourth today. Need four more bold for a side job quest.
06:14 PM My meetings with monsters might not be coincidental. Perhaps Rex is a spy and is collaborating with them? Definitely, he’s a double agent for the God of Monsters.
06:43 AM Was about to step through the death’s door, when suddenly my lucky talisman saved me! It’s not bold anymore, but I feel alive and much healthier now… Saved by a bold lucky talisman from an undead monster. Nice.
Which led me to doing this… 06:51 AM Felt a burning desire to disassemble the continuum transfunctioner. Found a notarized document inside stating that I’ve died fewer times than I thought. Splendid.
09:00 AM Exchanged 6528 gold coins for something golden, fulfilling, and starting with “b”. I hope the Almighty thinks I’m talking about bricks. Nice try, wise gal. I see through your tricks.
03:48 PM Ah, Quirkytown. A microcosm full of petty fights, overt drinking and curious smells. No place like home. Loving these town descriptions.
Day 3691 g.e.
11:16 PM Heard strange chants coming out of my loot bag. It seems that the tribbles are involved in some sort of a shamanic ritual. Mon ami! Bon retour parmi nous!
12:35 AM Luminous One, your verse was spread by heralds:
Tribbles are furry
tribbles are fun
Collect many of them
And go on a beer run”.
08:29 AM Finally found some fool who was able to save me from all these tribbles. I even managed to get 9645 coins for them! Au revoir tribbles!
08:53 AM Fell asleep while sunbathing with Rex on my chest. Now I have a inner demon-shaped tan line. I would love to see that. I would laugh so hard.
03:44 PM A roving mystic convinced me that enlightenment could be attained by exchanging wealth for knowledge. I happily handed over 31316 gold coins to increase the level of my “explosive character” skill, but the enlightenment has yet to kick in. The ugly. Bastard mystic. Silly Vyctorious.
03:53 PM Decided that my mattress was getting rather hard and uncomfortable, so I took 6935 gold coins out of it and stored them in the bank. The better. Had about 45k gold, I’ll take 15% moved to savings, even given the above nonsense. Los Adminos.
06:07 PM Told the bartender at The Sword & Sandal that I sometimes hear what sounds like loud cursing from the heavens after I spend money. Bought 6568 coins worth of beer trying to prove it to him. Thanks for the trust.
Day 3693 g.e.
Ideabox News
• Omg I Am God has been working so hard enhancing ideas that he deserves an entry to be dedicated to him. Thanks Godville devs! Always nice being in the paper. Submitted a good artifact today. Saving should not take me 10 years. Nope.
08:49 AM Was about to sell my really long meter for next to nothing when I pulled out a pen and put my signature on it. The trader exclaimed, “Limited edition signed copy!” and threw 349 coins at me for my silence. Clever heroine.
09:09 AM Saved both my liver and 5486 coins by taking them to the bank instead of the tavern. Herowin, this was more than 50% of my gold. When they don’t party it away, good savings towns do come through. I have resolved my heroine and I will race to see who retires first.
11:14 AM The bankers tried to tell me about a kind of account where my money could actually grow, but I lost interest. Deposited 1962 coins toward retirement in a box sealed with duct tape instead. Haha! Clever line. I submitted an earthly news on a similar idea. Why no interest? It would be substantial and lead to more phrases.
06:04 PM Notes from the dungeon: After paying the call-out fee, the heroes were escorted back to the outside world by service dungeoneers. A terrible dungeon. Three of my partners died. Used 10 charges defeating a Kildebeest and a mini Kildebeest. Maybe I should have gotten out of the dungeon with gp intact. On the plus side, I got to #4 in Pantheon of Creation! So close to pure good!
07:15 PM You know, Luminous One, your poem is spreading like a wildfire:
To fight
with dungeon parties dead
persevere until the end
You are a champ that doesn’t bend.
11:37 PM If money is the root of all evil, my bank account just got 28140 gold coins closer to world domination. Outstanding. After a long day in Los Adminos.
07:07 AM All things considered, trying to collect all the buckets on the bucket list was rather stupid anyway. I hope someone else will finish it. Cancelled the epic quest. I think shorter quests are more helpful to my savings and fenimal goals. Let’s see if it is true.
Day 3695 g.e.
08:09 PM Almighty, I’m tired of returning to town leaving good quests half-finished. I’d better finish this one first. In a first, my heroine wants to do work! I successfully cancelled two quests, and the third I got this message, as the wiki stated. I noticed you sleep in Godville, after cancelling a quest. She finished two quests in record time! Will try again soon.
05:09 AM I feel all grown up depositing these 6088 gold coins into my savings account. Take that, guidance counselor! Free will succeeds again!
12:53 PM Told the Holykeeper that I was sorry and would never attack its kind again. It pointed out that I made the same promise last week, then struck me down. Milestone #4, wow, she hasn’t died in ages. Cancelled quest and she started with low health. Whoops, sorry Vyctorious. At least my resurrection was prompt.
09:52 PM If that silly trader believes this useless pillow of eternal sleep is worth 532 gold coins, I won’t try to convince him otherwise. Almighty One, you’re not watching, are you? I am watching. I approve. Just remember how much we paid for 1000 gold bricks. You have my blessings. 👍
10:05 PM The trader took the mole-extracting shovel off my hands for 4278 gold coins. I only wanted to show it to him! lmao wow
10:56 PM What the hell was I thinking when I signed up to discover the exact function of a rubber duck? I wonder the same thing.
04:24 PM Sometimes at night I hear the ghosts of long-dead heroes warning me of dangers ahead. Then I realize it’s just Rex passing gas in his sleep.lol wut, this is a joke my kids would make.
04:41 PM It seems the statute of limitations on my bar tab has run out. The years of being too drunk to settle my debts have paid off! Contributed the 7011 gold coins I’d put aside for paying it toward my savings instead. haha, have enough charges to go to dungeon again, saved about 30% in Anville, not bad.
07:36 PM Tried using a sieve in case they were different sizes, tried putting them in water in case one floated and the other didn’t, and tried several other things too. None worked. Finally sucked it up and separated the four beans by hand.
My quest to separate the red beans from the green beans was a triumph! I’m making a note here: “huge success”. Got a golden brick too. lol so great, they can keep track of 40,000 coins in their coin bag, but can’t count four beans.
07:22 AM Do you really care about me, Most Righteous One? Or am I just an alternate heroine you use to get your kicks helping me beat up new heroines? Is that why you have me give up on all these quests? haha
03:46 PM Discovered an ancient scroll of wisdom. It said “Return to Tradeburg.” It started my campfire very nicely. Fire wisdom?
Day 3701 g.e.
09:35 PM Thinking of my retirement, I was very frugal all day. Being so proud of myself, I celebrated by buying everyone drinks for 3373 coins. Hear hear to frugality regarding spendthrift. I woke her up. Almost done with quest. She can sleep in Godville.
09:44 PM Exalted One, you’re my idol and my icon and hopefully my source of income during retirement. Here’s 5817 gold coins to help out a little. Wow! generous, my heroine. now we just need to get you your own shop. Then, my master plan would give me 200 gp. mwahahaha.
12:23 AM Rex scratched another notch on my face. He needs to learn a less painful way of expressing a level up. My inner demon, Rex. Level 31 Eternal. Now, to get rid of that levelless, good for nothing Tige, freeloading on my ark.
06:52 PM Notes from the sail: Temple priests meeting me at the port won’t be left unoccupied. Somebody has to unload an outlandish gold-oyster. My first sail treasure in a long time! I found a savings guide on the wiki. After quest is complete, send to sail, that way gold is not converted into experience.
10:34 PM Bought a skill upgrade coupon at the local community center for 46376 gold coins. Used it to upgrade my “unbearable boredom” skill to level 92. Wah wah. No use for sail and dungeon today.
02:59 PM Completely forgot why I walked into the bank. Reluctantly deposited 18682 gold coins out of embarrassment. Score! Nice job Vyctorious in Beerburgh! No dungeon today, just a sail. My friend told me about owning your own shop. He says they have funny phrases. Worth the effort? Let’s go.
03:07 PM Almighty, your verse was spread by heralds:
Why do you resist
returning to town
Save something
I insist”. Not my best verse, I must admit.
04:12 PM Notes from the sail: This boat trip was a success — a donation box and an outlandish gold-oyster is good proof of that.
Great sail, liking it better than dungeon, more gold less gp. Noticed she healed, unloaded all the loot with two items in the ark, and prayed. Makes it hard to direct her to town for a while. She’s resilient. Max two chances to return her to town. Quest to be top 1000 in savings continues.
11:01 PM Was about to spend my money on some delicious beer but constant reproachful glares from Rex guilt-tripped me into adding 18989 coins to my retirement fund. Darn that inner demon and his moral compass! Your god thanks you, Rex! Will send you an inner demon treat later!
03:33 PM Ah, Beerburgh. A microcosm full of petty fights, overt drinking and curious smells. No place like home. Fun place, it sounds like.
04:24 PM Heard that everything in Godville comes from the minds of the gods. Please, Soul Supreme, I beg you: get some counseling! This is what my family tells me.
Proudly looking on as Rex affectionately mauls a lower-level hero… lmao wth, this is so wrong
05:59 PM Went to the local witch to purchase a love potion. “Mild, potent or irresistible?” she asked. After taking a look at me she added: “On second thought, take all three!” oh snap! Can I smite this local witch? No one messes with Vyctorious except me.
Day 3706 g.e.
06:55 AM In a brilliant display of speed, agility and unparalleled foresight, Vyctorious escaped the Anarchitect’s cunning trap with her life. Clever, glad she escaped. Seemed she had a rough go of things this morning.
09:24 AM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove. Vyctorious puts 12288 gold coins, a log for the ark, a hellfire extinguisher, a dragon egg incubator, a portable wormhole, an arena ticket and an apocalypse date generator in her pockets. Farida and Hans Peter Wurst left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 8106 gold coins in total as a consolation prize. After depositing all their gold into a savings box next to the exit, the heroes ascend to the surface. First time in a savings dungeon, had to check thrice where her gold went. Awesome! There is a real synergy between dungeons and a stronger ark.
06:24 PM Notes from the sail: The evacuation was a success. It was a bit exhausting, because I was forced to row the tow-boat to the port. Ahem, as I was saying. Real synergy between dungeons and sails. Two failed sails in a row. I don’t mind that, except it takes a day for more gp.
03:24 PM I can’t believe I’m level 105 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a total noob. You are a total noob, congrats kid! Next resurrection I’ll give you some lipo and cure your liver. 😂
05:43 PM Graciously complimented the Hippopotamouse on what a lovely corpse it would make. Overwhelmingly grateful, it tried to give me a tight hug. Around the throat. With barbed wire. _Let’s save the witty reparté to me, young heroine. _
Day 3712 g.e.
02:30 PM Like it was announced in the newspaper, I sold an invite to Godville at the “Rome Depot” shop at a very awesome price. Gary-Sue is a good trader. This is great! First day of coupons and first time I recall having something to sell in Godville to a hero-trader. Thanks Gary-Sue! Got about 5k! Cha-ching.
08:37 AM Notes from the sail: So, here I am returning from the voyage with an outlandish thing-in-itself and an outlandish thing-in-itself… and nobody even meets me at the port. Best sail ever. Double booty treasure. Got me to 56k in gold before I started selling anything. Noticed if I am above 20 items and full health, she started selling in Godville.
03:59 PM Saw a white hair. Decided to deposit 34424 coins in my retirement fund. Is it evil to love white hairs? I have plenty, heroine like god, I suppose. In Tradeburg.
10:07 PM Rex jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that. _ Congrats Rex, Steady now at level 32. I wonder when I should go for a new pet. Think I am going to push for Level 40._
07:05 PM You know, Great One, your poem is spreading like a wildfire:
You won’t listen
Sun will glisten
Return to town
Lie Down. This one is okay, but thanks all.
09:15 PM Notes from the sail: I got something from this voyage. Unloading a fenimal, an overseas thingamajig, a manimal and an overseas space waster from the hold. Excellent sail. Had to buy some charges for items, since beasties left me with little to open my rewards. Worth it, once in a while.
05:53 PM Cursing the grace of overly generous gods, the trader took my coupon and passed me a warp seed. Haha, sucker, pay up.
05:58 PM Received a fine of 181 coins from the guard for being drunk and disorderly. I’m going to hang this on my temple wall for all to see. Great job sullying my temple. I meant, nice job.
11:17 PM A gust of letters rushed past me, leaving me with an aura of trail. Almighty, was that your handiwork? _First time I solved the crossword. Need two more auras to complete a side job. I think I can do tomorrow’s crossword and need one more. Case Closer. lol. _
05:33 PM A courier from the Godville Times visited me mid-quest, made me sign a few forms, and cast an aura of immortality on me. I should really start paying attention to what I’ve subscribed to. Darn, got another aura of immortality when I had one already. Last hope is aura of rage in town.
Day 4030 g.e.
10:21 PM Hear me, unbearable grizzly! By the will of the Omnipotent One, you shall be called “Fido” from now on! It really does work! First time I’ve renamed a pet. Still chasing the retirement dream for my heroine. Might be another 10 years if I am afk.
Day 4055 g.e.
03:06 PM It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!
An auspicious day, I finally went to the dungeon often enough to finish my boss monster! Took my sweet time doing it. 9 years and 9 months in fact.
Day 4067 g.e.
01:50 AM The Roof Pig raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Fido suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Fido was knocked out by the impact of the monster’s carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don’t bring him back to his senses in time, he’ll lose all his levels and his will to compete!
03:53 AM I healed my pet so fast that I think he just gained a new level. Congratulations, Fido!
Don’t recall healing a pet within two hours and gaining a new level! Vyctorious was responsible! 🥲
02:58 PM I asked Brassquatch to turn on some dramatic music before killing me, so it finished me off with a classical hit. Death 222! Will we ever get the 250 death accomplishment?
Day 4069 g.e.
05:03 PM No one wanted to go into a dungeon with me. However, I’ve managed to beg a solid 2333 coins from heroes returning with loot. Probably cause you smell real bad or have poor dental hygiene, dear heroine. Was it worth the 50 gp? Probably not. We need a better monster boss. To the dungeon! In an another hour.
06:33 PM Notes from the dungeon: The adventurers loot the secret treasury. Vyctorious grabs 18875 gold coins, a log for the ark, an alchemical transmuter, a deadline extender, a plot hole patching kit and a godvoice jammer. 12 steps! Our best ever. no monster parts, but will help our Savings grow, hopefully. I think 18 more months and we can do it. Persistence and consistency!
Day 4080 g.e.
02:03 AM Let the history books state that I was martyred by that Double Dragon in the noble cause of trying to steal gold to buy beer.
Unfortunate for my heroine, but that’s death #223! Higher we march.
08:06 AM Omnipotent One, did you forget something? I’m still dead. Note to self, can’t activate artifacts if the heroine is dead. Whoops.
Day 4106 g.e
Scribbler, 3rd rank
Transcribe 50 words into the Book. Nice achievement!
Day 4125 g.e
08:46 PM The Sabertooth Fairy raised its hand for a deadly final strike, but Fido suddenly flung himself at the monster’s feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, breaking its neck. Good job, Fido! You’ve saved my life and thanks to your medal you didn’t even hurt yourself! Shocking! This is awesome. Because she healed Fido really quick one time, is he immortal?
Day 4126 g.e
03:36 PM ➥ Step one: Get quest. Step two: Attempt to define the meaning of “epic”. Step three: Give up and cry. I can’t do this anymore! I quit! Haha aww. I’ve started cancelling epic quests. Not good for getting words or savings. Maybe once I meet both those, we’ll go again. But at that point I’ll sens her to trade or create a dungeon. Are we getting close to done with the game?
01:59 PM I did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 65 and live comfortably for 12 minutes. Ha! If only us gods had 30 million gold coins, I’m sure we could make it last more than 12 minutes. :)
10:37 PM My Lord, I see a shortcut to the next map turn. Give me a sign if I should use it. 10:39 PM Went off the main road and ended up on the next turn of the map. _Went from milestone 120 to 200? Neat! Quest progress increased. Cost 25 gp. _
Day 4134 g.e
10:58 PM Just as the Lost Action Hero was about to finish me off, Fido gamely threw himself head-first at the creature, killing it instantly. He’s been stupefied since, with his eyes crossed and his tongue hanging out. I promise I’ll heal you, my brave, loyal unbearable grizzly, if it’s the last thing I ever do! Oh no! I woke to see my pet zombified! Then, another miracle happened.
12:47 AM I spent 8828 gold coins to heal my pet. He wasn’t knocked out for too long, so he might even get his next level faster. Grow big and strong, my Fido! That’s twice Fido has been saved in a few hours!
11:42 AM Just as the Ninja Pirate was about to deliver the fatal blow, a Hero Rights Activist came running and chained himself to me. Needless to say, Luminous One, these activists are of no use. Please resurrect me soon! Maybe him too… This is funny. Action packed day.
07:34 AM A tin can on a string descended from the heavens in front of me. I put it to my ear and heard the words, “Happy birthday, Vyctorious.” Incredible. She turned 10, what an achievement.
07:34 AM ➥ Happy birthday to me! A gift for myself will be this huge chunk of experience and for you I’ll offer this holy powercell, Almighty.
11:45 PM Celebrated my birthday in the tavern. Cakes and drinks were on the house! 9/10
04:06 PM Notes from the dungeon: The heroes plunder the treasure trove. Vyctorious gets 14537 gold coins, a log for the ark, a machine that goes “ping”, a problem solvent, a cryogenically preserved phoenix, a solar ellipse, a community chest, a social network adapter, a philosopher’s stone, a final aid kit, a heavy-metal detector, an alchemical transmuter, a mole-extracting shovel, a portable quest generator, a horsefeather, a hellfire extinguisher and a portable wormhole. Doc Carruthers, Mustrum Ridcully and Aeswen left unconscious. Those who missed the plunder are given 14345 coins in total as a consolation prize.
9/13 Most I have ever seen in the dungeon.
11:26 PM Got lost on the road of life, but accidentally stumbled upon Lostway.
9/19 First time I made it to Lostway .
10:14 AM Got lost on the road of life, but accidentally stumbled upon Unspecifiedistan. 9/20 The same epic journey got us to Unspecifiedistan.
10:47 AM You know, Almighty, your poem is spreading like wildfire:
Return to town
In an evening gown
If none is at hand
Find a merry band.
10:27 AM My Lord, your verse was spread by the heralds:
Hurry up your quest
Never rest
Until it’s completed
Get the side jobs rewards
In your pocket”.
9/22
07:56 PM Great One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
Return to town
Plump my savings
You’ll have my blessings”. Somehow I’ve gotten some blessings for my verses. Rock on!
2/23/22 Palindrome week, day after Twosday
Came in #9th in Bingo, highest ranking ever!
1. Je Zhik (63) 2. OhDotOh (63) 3. Awbunny (62) 4. Grand Cthulhu (62) 5. Bluesbringer (60) 6. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh (59) 7. Trisolaris (56) 8. Noni27 (52) 9. Omg I Am God (52)
13/5/23
Took personality to the extreme, became pure evil! Earned myself the first feat. :)
Took a lot of charges, recommend having a temple to help.
23/6/23
01:24 AM New level! I plan on being wiser, smarter, braver, and more skillful, Exalted One. And that will always be my plan. Level 125, quite a mild stone. persistence is key to this game. only a few million off from retiring, in the game. :)
27/6/23
Yes! Feed hungry tribbles with regular ones – now upto 3 feat points
Day 5258 – 01/10/2024
Hello! Been a long time. Finally retired and having a blast learning as a trader.
07:43 AM Here goes the level 7 trader!
Day 5259 – 01/10/2024
• Omg I Am God wishes he could spot his own typos as easily as he does for others.
Made the paper again. What they said is true. I make too manh typos. 😂 Will be posting some tips to help traders I got from a friend.
Day 5260 – 02/10/2024
07:38 PM Felt the earthquake deep below. Looks like something ceased to exist.
Cool destroying a dungeon. 0 for 7. Boo.
08:26 PM Gentle One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
godpower is king
partying is bling
carry on
karaoke a song”.
12:37 PM Gentle One, your verse was spread by the heralds:
Dig for gold
don’t be cold
open your store
don’t beg for more”.
Day 5263 – 06/10/2024
The ER is a brutal place where only those who bring their own sense of humour have a chance to survive. Or that’s at least what Omg I Am God claims.
Hi ER folks!
03:05 PM A Godville Administrator stopped by during my prayer hour with a thank-you card signed “From all of us.” Neat.
Day 5269 -12/10/2024
We did it again!
• Omg I Am God says he loves the ER too much to go a single day without visiting. Sometimes he even visits twice a day 😂
Observations on trader level 10: We started at 0%. With 2 visits and a 202% power boss, we are at 67%. Goal is to get to level 30 and power up the boss to 300%. Another goal is Newland, but it seems impossible currently. Will keep trying.
Day 5270 – 13/10/2024
13/10/24 03:14 AM A brief fanfare played as fireworks burst from my stall. Whoa, I’m trader level 11 now!
Vyctorious was in the shop from 2 to 11. She started at level 11 and 0%. She ended around 33%. It seems she gains about 2.5% on her level for every hour spent in the shop from observations.
Day 5272 15/10/2024
9 hours in shop. Went from 73% to 0% for level 12. About 3% an hour. Still going!
08:14 AM Here goes the level 12 trader!
Day 5273 16/10/2024
05:03 PM Sudden divine enlightenment kindly let me know that the real name of my shop is “Wild Seven Outlet”. Thanks, Gentle One.
Day 5274
This apparently can happen. Game continues to surprise me.
12:14 PM Notes from the sail: Apparently, there was no more space for beasties in the ark, so I was lucky to exchange it for a treasure.
Day 5282
⓶ Complete five side jobs in a row ✓
Yes! Up to 9 feat points now.
Also went from 0% to 30% at level 14 trader after 11 hours. It always resets to 0% at a new level. This is an average of 2.7% gained per hour.
11:48 AM I hear that mothers have begun singing their children to sleep with your verse, Luminous One:
dig for a boss
I won’t be cross
Day 5283 26/10/2024
Edit: she’s terrible at boss digging. Going for another feat point.